- Reserve your room for fall foliage season at our charming Bed and Breakfast: https://t.co/VQGN1aPcXn.
- Kids should learn a foreign language, such as Spanish, Mandarin Chinese, or I.R.S. Tax Form Instructions.
- [Steps outside to remind self that the world is still a beautiful place, despite the violence and hate] [Immediately gets stung by a hornet]
- SAVE 30% on "Spelling Workout." Money doesn't grow on trees, except for the MAGIC MONEY TREE a charming man sold us. https://t.co/OpyUzNwgMw